News from the Middle East: On the evening of Thursday, at around the 11th hour and acting upon inside information from paid CID informant, one Mr. J. Iscariot; Chief Inspector, Rolle, along with a team of undercover agents, went on a routine call to pick up a rebellious rabbi named Jesus aka “Da Christ”.
When the Chief Inspector along with a number of undercover agents came upon the secret garden hideout of the suspected rebel and alleged cult leaders Jesus aka “Da Christ”; several attempt were made to ascertain the identity of said suspect, one proved successful. An attempt by paid CID informant, Mr. J. Iscariot, paid well when he was able to easily identify the suspected rebel and alleged cult leader, Jesus aka “Da Christ”, with a simple kiss.
When Chief Inspector Rolle proceeded to take the suspect into custody and place handcuffs upon the allege cult leaders’ hands; a known accomplice, one Simon aka “Da Roc” pulled out a chrome stainless steel Shorty-boy, from which he proceeded to, in a violent manner, remove, from the Chief Inspector, the right ear. Eyewitnesses at the scene of the getsemany encounter reported that the suspected rebel and allege cult leader, Jesus aka “Da Christ”; retrieved the blood stained severed ear of the traumatized Chief Inspector and “placed it back onto his head like new”.
Later when question about his allege involvement with the suspected rebel and alleged cult leader; Simon aka “Da Roc” was reported to say; “it was not me, I don’t even know the man”. As the trial of the suspected rebel and alleged cult leader goes on, one thing is for certain and that is; Jesus aka “Da Christ” will always have a cozy warm place to lay his head, although, as Chief Inspector Rolle had earlier confess; “it would have to be behind the bars of prison”.
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