Saturday, June 29, 2013
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Flippery When Wet…
Prime Minister Perry Christie’s political
personality can be compare to cheap Chinese sandals: He is an easygoing
flip-flopper but slippery when wet. A
man gifted with many tongues. Promising one thing and delivering something utterly
unimaginative and ridiculous. Mr. Christie displays a soft-smooth approachable
exterior, seemingly easily swayed, yet positions himself like an irremovable
object – not budging on anything of national significance other than, after
much counsel, rendering worthless opinion polls unwittingly aimed at pacifying a
highly suspicious Bahamian public.
Unlike his predecessors, Sir
Lynden Pindling, aka “king pin” or Mr. Hubert Ingraham, aka “papa” - without
doubt the more obvious and prolific of all the flipping flopping PMs. Rather
than “biting the bullet” and meet national challenges head-on, Mr. Christie
would prefer to bedazzle the Bahamian public with bullshit while ducking and
dodging the real issues like a wayward wife.
As local folklore has it: No man
can flip scripts like big papa can; flipping names on and off islands, highways,
buildings, government contracts, etc, etc.
Recklessly flipping the meaning of executive orders and privileges,
parliamentary protocol and conduct, and of the spirit of Democracy, all in the
name of political patronage and foreign interest. Mr. Ingraham displays a hard-rough
unapproachable exterior. Liken to an irresistible
force, the everlasting Papa and great I AM. No one ever doubted what he said was what he
meant, nor dare openly dispute his ability to deliver. However, what he said
did not often align with what he did and his bountiful deliveries were not
often address to the bewildered Bahamian masses.
When viewed with dispassionate
eyes, what lies at the heart of Bahamian political flip-floppery proves an enigma
cloak of dark secrecy. When the probe
of nonpartisan scrutiny cracks through the thick political darkness, plain
truth becomes visible. The World Trade 'Organism' [WTO], and the January 3rd. 2006 launch of the Caribbean
Single Market Economy [CSME] begins unraveling before our eyes; especially the
latter. This much debated, anticipated
and highly controversial consolidation of sovereign Caribbean countries
threatens to equalize leading economies with those greatly destitute; much like
what Portugal, Italy, Grease, and Spain did for the ill-fated Euro. However,
unlike economic powerhouses like Germany, Russia and France; whereas the
Bahamas, a very small but emerging 8 billion dollar economy comprising an
estimated 300,000 citizens might have to bear the heavy burden of hundreds of
billions of dollars in outstanding national debt and millions of unemployed and
unemployable of larger member countries (i.e., Haiti, Jamaica and others).
Sir Lynden knew well the dire
implication that would befall Bahamians should he had sign onto a single market
in his time. Like a great leader who truly and deeply was concerned for the
welfare of his people, the poor and simple educated. Sir
Lynden said hell-no to WTO and no-way to CSME. However, before a single nail went into Sir
Lynden’s coffin the political flip- flopping had already begun. Mr. Ingraham went about zealously flipping
the script, stopping, reviewing and cancelling every major bill and amendment
lying on the table of parliament. He
presented new legislation that promised great potential for all Bahamians but
delivered the bulk of benefits directly to foreign investors, while secretly
paving the way for the implementation of the systematic takeover of the WTO and
CSME.
Not to be outdone, Mr. Christie is
on the ground running with his campaign to flop every move made by his flipping
predecessor and, in the eyes of the global community, it is looking ugly for local
politicians. Seemingly, Prime Minister
Christie could not buy a club less more a clue to save his own ass, let alone
sneak any WTO or CSME bills and amendments under the nose-hole of doubtful
Bahamians and onto the tables of parliament.
With every major national issue
up in the air (i.e., Immigration and national security threats, the increasing
national debt, future employment benefits implications of National Insurance
mismanagement, BTC 2% share buyback, constitutional reform escalation of local violent
crime, etc.) something is bound to explode in someone face.
Although there is more that can be
said concerning the major flop-ups’ of this present and previous PM. Like a
scene out of a Las Vegas show that can only be pull-off with massive amounts of
smoke and mirrors. However, I would prefer that we all witness firsthand
in HD what happens to a pair of cheap Chinese sandals when wet…, and the rainy
weather is already upon us.
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